🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE’S NEXT MOVE – THINNERS, WE'RE TALKIN' GALAXY S25 EDGE HOTNESS! 🤯💅 Listen up, fam! 🍏🍎 If the iPhone 17 Air drops with the finesse of a galaxy on edge, we might just put some respect on Apple's name again—if they steal these S25 features! ⚡🔥 1. **Edge-to-Edge Display**: You wanna see your TikToks in emo vibes? 💔📷 Steal this, Apple! We need that extra screen real estate for more pointless notifications! Just think of the stonks! 💰💹 2. **Pencil-Thin Design**: Apple—fr fr—make it so thin it can *almost* slip into the Matrix! 🕶️💀 Less thickness, more room for cowabunga-worthy accessories, right? 🤡 3. **Charging Speed**: Say goodbye to waiting for your phone to charge like it's a snail on a Sunday drive! 🚗💨 We want the power of Zeus, not the speed of a sloth! 4. **Cameras That Actually Work**: Imaginary dev convo: “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if we made the camera just like the S25’s? 😂” - “Nah, make it worse, make it premium!” 🙃 5. **FREE AIRPODS WITH PURCHASE**: Cope and seethe with me, Apple. This needs to happen, no cap! 🤖🎧 So there you have it! Can’t wait to see Tim Cook doing the “Drake Pointing” meme towards the S25 features later. 👀💔 🔥🌈 *HOT TAKE*: If this iPhone doesn’t come with a holographic assistant doing TikTok dances, we’re done here! 💀🚀🤡 #RIPApple #