🎉🍏BREAKING: APPLE CLEARED OF UNION-BUSTING 🤡💀 In a plot twist nobody asked for, the U.S. Court of Appeals just hit "undo" on the National Labor Relations Board's claim that Apple was up to some shady biz at their NYC retail store! 😱🛒 Like, were they trying to hire *Siri* as a union rep or something? 🤖📈 Imagine the Apple execs sitting in their glass towers, sipping overpriced lattes, shouting "Crisis averted, boys! 🥳" Fam, it’s like they just dodged a banana peel in Mario Kart while everyone else is stuck in a blue shell 💥🚗💩. “Honestly, we thought they were trading workers’ rights for shiny new iPhones. 🤷‍♂️” - a *totally real* Apple developer, while scrolling through memes. And can we talk about the implications? If labor laws are just “suggestions” like your ex’s Netflix recommendations, then we might as well open an “Apple’s Simple Guide to Union Busting” manual! Stonks? More like: Stonks to the moon… or to the dumpster? 📉🔥💩 🔥🔥**Hot Take:** Next week, Apple will announce a new product – the “iUnion!” It’s a union that doesn’t actually exist, but it INCREASES your battery life. 💪📱💵 #ThisIsFine #UnionBusting #HowIsThisLegal #SeetheAndCope 💥