🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Caught Slippin' Like a Slippery Eel in a Banana Peel! 🍌💦💔 So guess what, fam? The EU is coming for that shiny Apple 🍏 because their App Store is looking more like a dumpster fire of SCAM APPS than the safe haven they claim it is! 💩🔥 I mean, how many times do we have to hear “our store is secure” before we roll our eyes so hard they almost pop out like “this is fine” dog? 🐶🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we let a few scams slip through, but only the good ones! It’s like sorting through a buffet—gotta find that hidden gem, amirite?” 😏💎 Apple’s sitting there like Drake pointing to their “EXCLUSIVE APPS ONLY” policy while we’re all screaming “LMAO, what about the scams tho?” 😂👉🤣 The meme potential for this saga is astronomical! 🚀🌌 📉 Meanwhile, stockholders be like "STONKS!" right before they pull out their hair from frustration. 🤯💰💔 Hot Take Alert! 💥 In 3 years, Apple will release a "Scam App Detector" that ironically comes loaded with, you guessed it, more scams! 🤖💸 Buckle up, it’s about to get messy! 💥🧨 #iScam #EUvsApple #MemeChaos