🚨🍏🔍🏦 HOLD UP, APPLE STANS! Did you hear the news? Apple is avoiding a baller AI acquisition like they’re dodging a fruit salad at a vegan potluck! 🥗💀 Is this a sign of AI progress or just a colossal malfunction in their “GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN’” strategy? Let’s break it down like it’s a 90s rap battle! So, while the rest of tech is out here acting like they’re in a wild bidding war for AI (looking at you, Google and Microsoft, you thirsty nerds 👀), Apple is just sitting on their mountain of cash like Scrooge McDuck in a vault of overpriced iPhones! 🦆💰 But wait— what if Apple CEO Tim Cook is secretly cooking up an AI so powerful it’ll make your iPhone start teleporting? 🤖🚀 Just imagine Tim in a hoodie saying, “AI? Nah, watch me flex these neural networks from my sweatpants!” A "leaked" convo with a developer said, “We don’t need any of that sketchy third-party brain juice; let the haters seethe while we do AI the Apple way!” Meanwhile, SIRI is in the corner like “I’m just vibin' over here!” 😂🌌 So, fam, is this genius-level strategy or a brain-freeze moment? 🤔 My prediction? Apple is about to drop the AI bombshell of the century, and the internet will implode! 🔥💥 Stonks or nah? This is fine... until it’s not! 🤡💸