🔥🍏 BREAKING: Apple vs. Jon Prosser - The Ultimate Tech Telenovela! 🍿💥 So, lemme get this straight: Jon Prosser, the man, the myth, the mega-leaker, is over here dodging Apple’s lawsuit like it’s a hot potato 🥵, while Apple’s throwing shade harder than my mom at Thanksgiving! “He hasn’t indicated ⚠️ when he will respond,” Apple says. Bro, you JUST got served! It’s like they’re playing Emotional Monopoly, and Jon’s collecting “Go to Jail” cards! 🤡💀 Apple claims he's been spilling the beans on iOS 26 features (some pre-official drip that makes Tim Cook’s heart drop 💔). Meanwhile, Jon’s like “I’m in active communications” 📱, which is code for “please don’t send the lawyers yet!” Can’t help but LOL at the fact that Apple’s waiting for him to hit back like he’s responding to a Tinder DM. And let’s not forget about the clerk casually slapping a default ruling on Prosser like *cringe* 🥴. My dude, you had one job! 🚀 💰👀 Leaked Developer Quote: "At this point, we’re just waiting for Jon to drop a mixtape about this whole debacle. He’s got bars!" Prediction time: This is all a PR stunt, and in a month, Jon will drop the hottest Apple parody video of 2023! Or maybe he’s just begging for an iPhone Pro as hush money 😂! *Stonks* on that, fam! 📈