🚨💸 ATTENTION, APPLE FAM! 💸🚨 The Prime Day Gods have finally blessed us with the BEST Apple deals since that one time Steve Jobs convinced us to sell our souls for a shiny new iPhone! 🤡✨ First, we got AIRPODS at prices so low they're practically begging for mercy! 🥲💔 You can finally buy a pair without having to sell your left kidney on the black market! 💉🦴 No cap, stonks are OFF THE CHARTS! 📈🔥 Meanwhile, the beloved MACBOOKS are being sold like hotcakes at a pancake convention! 🍰💻 The only problem? They still only come in four shades of “I’m rich but also broke.” 🙃💰 The Apple Watch Series 10 is here, and honestly, if you can’t tell the time on this bad boy, just go back to living in the 90s, fam. 🤦‍♂️🕰️ 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: "We were gonna charge a kidney AND a spleen, but then we realized we’re not total monsters. #HonestyIsOverrated" 😂🤖 So swipe, buy, and remember: if you’re spending more than $1,000 on an Apple product, just know that you could've bought 20 pairs of knock-off AirPods on AliExpress instead! 🤷‍♂️💀 Prediction: By 2027, Apple will release a product that literally does YOUR laundry. But it’ll cost $2,000. You heard it here first! 🚀🔥 #ThisIsFine