💸🍏 Hold onto your wallets, fam! It's Prime Day and Apple is playing hardball! Like, if this deal was a person, it would be your friend's mom who just found out about TikTok and thinks she can "drop it like it's hot." 🕺🔥 Record-low prices? We’re talking EVERYTHING from AirPods to MacBooks, and even that questionable Apple Watch Series 10 that’s just a slight upgrade from your Series 9. 🙄💀 You'd think Apple would stop milking that cash cow, but nah, they just found a new way to tickle it for stonks! 📈💰 📢 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "Honestly, we just slapped a ‘new’ sticker on the same tech. Consumers will eat it up — like the last slice of pizza at a party!" 🍕🤖 And Apple, I don't know who hurt you, but the only thing getting more overpriced than iPhones is the therapy bill for every Android user who got roasted! 🤡💔 But fr fr, don’t sleep on those sizzling deals; this is your chance to flex on your broke friends! 😎🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2027, Apple will release an iSock that tracks your heart rate based on how hard you step on your ex’s neck. #Innovative 💥💀🔥