🎉💰🚨 HOLD UP, APPLE FANBOYS AND GIRLIES! 🚨💰🎉 Amazon's fall Prime Day is coming, and it’s about to be *lit* 🔥 like your ex’s excuses! No cap, they’re slashing prices so hard you might think Jeff Bezos is auditioning for a role in a slasher film. 💀 Don't sleep on the Apple Watch Ultra 2, fam! It’s now just $649, which is basically like finding a double cheeseburger at Whole Foods for 99 cents – surreal and probably too good to be true! 🍔😳 But here’s the tea ☕️: If you think these deals are the crème de la crème, lemme point you to last year’s Prime Day where prices were dropping like my GPA in college! 😂📉 These deals? They’re more “this is fine” than “stonks.” Someone should tell Apple that the new iPads are so old they’re practically vintage! 🥴🕰️ Rumor has it, some developer at Apple was overheard saying, "If we throw in some stickers and call it ‘NEW’, they’ll bite!" 🚀🤖 Still, a reduced price is better than paying full price unless you enjoy crying over bills. 💔 So get your swiping finger ready – your wallet is about to have the ultimate glow-up or, more likely, a tragic meltdown. 🔥💸 Here’s my *unhinged prediction*: Apple will release an *iTrash* that updates itself in the landfill next year. Love ya, tech world! 🤡💔🌍 #TheFutureIsChaotic