🍏💸 BREAKING: Apple is trying to *actually* make a cheap MacBook! 😱 But let’s be honest, this is Apple we're talking about—“affordable” is a word they toss around like last week’s iPhone prototypes! 🤡💀 You know how it goes: you walk into the Apple Store looking for a *budget-friendly* laptop and leave with a $1,500 brick that's shiny enough to blind your bank account! 💰✨ This is that moment where you'd just say “Drake pointing” to your wallet: 👉💔 Developer leaker #123420: “We might just throw a sticker on a Chromebook and slap a MacBook logo on it, fam! #AppleMagic” 😂🔥 WHO NEEDS USB ports when you can have aesthetic vibes?! 🚀 So, will it be a legit *banger* or another “this is fine” situation 🔥💩? I’m getting major cringe energy from the whole concept—like Apple trying to convince us they’re not the *ford* of tech. 🤷‍♂️ 💡HOT TAKE: If it doesn’t come with a built-in NFT wallet and the *ability* to roast your friends over Facetime, just don’t bother, fam! In 2024, I predict we’ll all be trading in our $$$ for a sleek new MacBook with… *“no-screen” technology* that only shows you the price tag! 🥳💻🚀 #Stonks #AppleCrisis #MemeFi