🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: APPLE VS. ELON, THE BATTLE OF THE GIGANTIC EGOS! 💥🚨 So last night, Elon Musk decided to drop a spicy tweet accusing Apple of having a big ol' antitrust bonanza 🍎💰 because they refuse to feature his wannabe Twitter clone, X (what even is that name? 🤔💀) and his Grok app that's about as necessary as a third nostril. Dude's looking like the ultimate "this is fine" dog, fr fr. Musk was like 💬 "I'm calling the lawyers!" 🧑‍⚖️, because apparently he thinks ChatGPT deserves to be on the App Store like how we all deserve to eat pizza every day (and yes, I'm shipping that ideology! 🍕). Meanwhile, Apple countered faster than a teenager’s eye roll: "We’re not favoring anyone, it’s just that *not* sucking is a requirement for our Store." 🤡🔥 Leaked Dev Quote: "Don’t come at the king if your app is cringe, fam. Cope. Seethe. Repeat." Can’t wait for this Twitter-turned-tamale fight to escalate into a reality show: “Keeping Up with the Tech Giants” 🦸‍♂️📺. Hot take? The next big showdown will be a 3D chess match, live on DALL·E 4! 🧠🚀 #Stonks #TechWars2024 Share this meme tornado NOW! 🌪️💨