🚨🍏👀 Hold up, fam! Apple just dropped a statement that's about as believable as a flat-earth conspiracy 🙃💀. In a savage retort to Elon "I-Eat-Drama-for-Breakfast" Musk, they claimed the App Store is as fair as a schoolyard game of dodgeball—only the kids getting the dodgeballs are the ones paying for it. 🤡💰 In a wild twist, Apple insists they have “thousands of apps” that are ranked with "objective criteria." Bruh, did they just pull that from their 🍎 bottom? Sounds more like they’re curating a playlist of “Only the Ones We Like” while ignoring the rest of the internet! 🤖💅 Musk, aka the king of Twitter fingers, is seething harder than an old gaming console that's been left on for too long. 🔥🔥 He’s out here accusing Apple of antitrust violations, like they're some kind of corporate overlords in a dystopian sci-fi flick. And his apps? He’s flexin' that X is “#1 news app in the world” while Grok is currently sitting at the kiddie table in the corner. 🤣🥴 💬 “Listen bro, Apple’s just mad because none of their apps can touch my stonks,” says Musk in a totally real developer chat (not at all a lie). 🔥👽**UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: In a shocking twist, I say this entire feud ends in a collab app: *Musk’s Musky McApp*—a chaotic space-themed dating sim where tech CEOs send you ‘nice guy’ DMs while asking for your data! 💔🚀🤯 #MemeChaos #FairAndSquare 🤷‍♂️👾