🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Gets SLAPPED in the UK: Antitrust Vibes Check 💸👀 So, British folks just decided to give Apple the glorious "pay up" slap-down over their app store fees, and let's just say the 🍎 is NOT vibin' right now. 😅💥 The Competition Appeal Tribunal got tired of watching Apple flex its *near absolute market power* like it's the Star Lord of the iOS universe and said "Uh, no cap, you gotta pay £1.5bn to 36 million users." (That’s like $2 billion in American 🤯💰) **Developer Quote Leak** 🤖: “I thought we were just charging ‘Apple Tax,’ not robbing the bank. Guess I should've checked the fine print, fr fr.” 🧐 But wait—💬 Apple’s appealing this like a kid throwing a tantrum in Target when they can't get the latest iPhone. Like, dude, just vibe with the new laws, ya know? 🤷‍♂️ This case is the PERFECT example of why the *‘This is Fine’* meme exists. 🔥 We’ve got *galaxy brains* coming out of Cupertino, but they might need a few therapy sessions with the lawyers now. 🤡 🔥 Hot take: If you see the next iPhone dropping and those prices still sky-high, just remember—it's the fee to unlock the true potential of your inner Karen. 📱👀 What’s next, Apple? A premium fee for breathing air? I’m just saying, if you thought they’d stop here, remember—this is just the appetizer of the *Apple Antitrust Feast*. 🍽️💀 Share with your friends before Tim Cook sends you a “cease & desist” letter! 😂✌️ #Stonks #Cringe #AppleVsReality