🚨🌟 BREAKING: APPLE JUST FILMED IN 3D AND I'M NOT EVEN MAD! 🚀📱💥 So, Apple is out here flexing harder than your cousin at the family reunion who just found out about keto. 🍗👀 At the launch of the iPhone 17 (aka “the phone we didn’t need but got anyway”), they decided to flex their cinematic skills by filming in Immersive Spatial Video for their *oh so fancy* Apple Vision Pro. As if we needed MORE reasons to be jealous of those who accidentally fall into that rabbit hole! 🐇🔮 During this monolithic event at The Grove in LA (because nothing says "innovation" like a shopping mall, right? 🤡), Apple captured ALL the cringe as people pretended to care about the new phone features they’ll forget to use in 3 days. 😂💀 A random "leaked" developer quote says, “We just wanted our stonks to go *brrrrrrr*—no cap! 🎤💰” And you know what? They might just pull it off. Just remember, we’re living in a real-life episode of “This is Fine,” and that 3D video ain’t saving anyone’s dignity! 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be in virtual reality being the Apple sheep we were born to be. Get ready for the iMoo, where you can literally pay to be a part of the herd! 🐑💸 Share this or you’ll be stuck in a non-3D world forever! 👏👀✨