🤖💔 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!!* Apple is losing their AI execs faster than I lose my will to live during a 3-hour Zoom meeting! 😱💻💤 Yang is packing his bags and heading to Meta, probably to teach Zuck how to *actually* program something that isn't cringe 🚀✨. 🍏💀 *Apple's AI unit* is like that friend who promises to bring snacks to the party but shows up empty-handed—*no cap!* Yang's exit is just the latest betrayal in a series of *drama* that would make even a soap opera producer jealous. 🎭 *“We just sat down to brainstorm for Siri 2.0, and instead of genius ideas, I got a note that just said ‘this is fine’ 🤡🔥,” one anonymous Apple dev lamented, while simultaneously Googling how to change careers.* With all this chaos, you gotta wonder—are they building *the* next-generation Siri or just throwing darts at a board of bad decisions? 🎯💩 Maybe Siri 2.0 will finally understand our feelings instead of just judging us for asking “What’s the weather?” 😩🌦️ 🚨🔥 *Unhinged prediction alert!* Apple will drop an *AI-powered* toaster before they manage to fix Siri, and it’ll be the best-selling device in their history! 🍞💰 **#ToasterIsTheNewiPhone** #StonksUpOrBurn🔥