🍏🚫💥 BREAKING: Apple vs. Epic Games is heating up like a microwave burrito in a college dorm! 🌯🔥 So, here’s the tea ☕, fam: Apple just threw Epic Games under the bus like it was a game of Among Us and said they're trying to catch the ultimate free ride on the App Store Express 🚍💨. Epic’s out here begging courts to let them sideload their apps without handing over a slice of that sweet, sweet commission pie 🍰💰. Basically, they want to avoid paying Apple like a broke college student trying to skip the bar tab. Bro, no cap! 😂 Picture this: An Australian court just hinted they might let Epic slide into those iPhone DMs with sideloading, and Apple reacted like Drake pointing at the “NO” button 😩👇. “This is fine,” said Apple while sipping their overpriced oat milk lattes. 💬 Leaked comments from a *totally real* Apple dev: “If we let them sideload, what’s next? Tacos for breakfast?!” 🌮💀 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, if Epic wins, we’re all gonna be sideloading crypto-mining apps on our Apples, and the next iPhone will be powered by actual potato chips! 🥔💻 #Stonks #EpicFail #SideloadingSaga