🚨🎉🎈 IT'S SPAM-O-WEEN AGAIN, FOLKS! 🎃👻 Apple Calendar just threw a wild rager and guess what? All the crypto scammers showed up wearing their cringy “invest in DogeCoin” shirts! 🤡💀 Can we just take a moment to appreciate how a decade-old issue keeps coming back like a boomerang that someone threw during a TikTok challenge? Like, Apple, my dude, it's time to put down the iPhone and pick up some real anti-spam tech! 🍏🤖💔 “Ugh, it’s like trying to dust the haunted house with a broom made of spaghetti,” said one *totally-not-real* Apple developer, Jerry, as he weeps in a dark corner of a Cupertino meeting room. 😩🍜 Apple even dropped a YouTube tutorial like it's the new Call of Duty DLC on how to evict these spammy squatters from your digital calendar. But here we are, with our notifications blowing up like the stonk meme every time a new shitcoin drops! 📈🚀 So, who's ready to drop that “This is fine” meme while crypto scammers crash our calendars again? 🔥🔥 I predict by 2025, Apple will just start charging us 10 bucks a month to keep our calendars spam-free. 💰💸 Time to dm our tech overlords and tell them to COPE and SEETHE... and let us live! 😂 #AppleSpamWars2023 🤖💔🚀