🔥📱💸 INCOMING HOT TAKE! 🍏💰 Apple is out here lobbying India like it’s an Olympic sport! 🥇🏋️‍♂️ They want those sweet, sweet tax breaks on their fancy iPhone machinery – you know, the ones that turn out overpriced bricks of beauty 💎✨. Meanwhile, they’re turning India's income tax law into Apple’s own personal plaything… like “Hey Siri, can we avoid taxes? 🤖❓” Imagine Tim Cook and some dude in a suit sitting at a desk trying to negotiate like it's Black Friday 🛒. "Yo, India, how ‘bout we call these machines ‘artisanal’? Give your boy a tax break! *Fingers crossed* 🤞 #Stonks 📈“ Also, what’s with Apple thinking they’re above the law, though? 🤡 Couldn’t be us, fr fr. This is just peak corporate cringe. 😬 Remember when they tried to bamboozle us with the “Apple Tax”? 😅 It’s like they’re running a tax-free haven but, like, in plain sight! 😂 ULTIMATE prediction: In 2025, Apple’s gonna release a new OS that *literally* codes tax evasion into your iPhone. Navistock OG’s to be activated! 🚀💀 #AppleIsTheFuture #TaxMeLater Retweet if you’re ready to watch this soap opera unfold! 🍿🍏💥