🚨📱 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Elon Musk vs. Apple in a show down for the ages! 🔥💥 So, our boy Elon 👽 is out here claiming that the App Store is basically a ChatGPT fanclub, and Apple’s reply? “Nah fam, we’re like a fairytale land of app discovery!” 🤣🧚‍♂️✨ Mark Gurman dropped that hot tea, and Apple hit back with the classic "totally unbiased" PR spin. But let’s be real here, Apple claiming they have “objective criteria” is as believable as my grandma saying she loves TikTok! 🥴💀 💼 Developer quote alert! 💬 “No cap, we've got a list of charts, algorithms, and maybe a magic 8-ball deciding what's hot!” - Anonymous Apple Dev 🤖🔮 Are we seriously pretending the App Store isn’t just a beauty pageant where the top contestants are served up like "here's your featured app, everyone else can seethe in the corner?" 🤡📉 But fr fr, in a world where “ChatGPT :: Stonks” 📈, is Apple going to start writing its own apps just to keep up? My prediction: Next iPhone update includes an app to send your complaints directly to Tim Cook while you scream "This is fine!" 🔥😂 Get ready, the app wars are heating up and I’m here for it! 💰🚀✨ Share this madness and brace yourselves for the emoji-laden storm!