🚨🔥 Hold onto your iPhones, folks! 🍏🚀 Apple just hosted another *"Awe Dropping"* event and guess what? It's like they dropped all the *good* ideas into the black hole of their marketing department! 🤡💀 Let's talk about EVERYTHING they *didn’t* announce because you know, disappointment is the new black. 🖤 We heard rumors about the *iPhone 15 Pro Max Ultra Mega* or whatever but guess what? No new features that’ll actually change your life (unless you consider a new case color a life-changing event 🤷‍♂️). And those "innovative" iOS updates? They’re basically just *sticker packs* on a cringey messaging app. Like, can we add actual features, or are we just vibin' at this point? 😩🗑️ 💰 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We wanted to announce the iPhone 15 with an AI that does your laundry, but the marketing team was like, 'Nah, just slap another camera on it.' 🤖💀" Meanwhile, everyone’s still waiting for the *AirPods Max Pro Ultra* edition that nobody asked for and will cost you your first-born child. 🚸👶 So where’s the new iPhone? The *breaking news* is that it’s actually going to drop right when you’ve upgraded to that brand new *iPhone 14* and it’ll be exactly the same but with different colors. Stonks? Nope, just lots of copium! 😂💨 My unhinged prediction? Apple will soon announce AirPods that can read your mind and tell you to buy more products... but only after updating your subscription plan twice. 🔮✨ #ThisIsFine.