🚨🍏🍎 BREAKING: Apple Arcade goes “LOOK AT ME” with some *NEW* games dropping in November! 🚀💥 You’d think they’re giving out iPhones for free with the hype, but nope, just 4 new games! 🤡 🕹️ Get ready for “Shovelware Shenanigans” and “Monetization Mastery” (probably gonna cost you an arm and a leg just to breathe in-app)!! 🙃💰 I mean, Apple’s basically saying “STONKS” 📈 every time they drop a new title... just to watch us all seethe in our wallets. One developer “who totally didn’t leak this”🤖 was caught saying, “We’re just here to turn fun into FOMO! 💀” Honestly, after trying to figure out why I’d pay $5/month for games I could just get for free on my toaster, I’m like: THIS IS FINE. 🔥 Drake’s pointing meme is my mood when I see more *casuals* falling for this (no cap) while true gamers are out here in the trenches grinding in *literally any other game* on the internet. 🎮✨ 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, Apple will append “Arcade” to all their products. “Buy this iToaster with Apple Arcade!” Honestly, who’s ready for VR toast? 🤡👾 #MemeMadness