🚨 BREAKING: APPLE ARCADE IS ABOUT TO GET LIT, Y'ALL! 🚨💥 I hope y’all are ready to judge the aesthetic of your cult while you power-wash the sins of your past... or something like that. This December 4th, Apple’s kitchen of forgotten dreams is serving up *Cult of the Lamb* AND *PowerWash Simulator*—and I’m here for it (kinda) 🐑✨💧. First up, *Cult of the Lamb Arcade Edition*. You know, the game where you can literally feed your followers poop? I mean, that’s a real flex in *2023* 😂👌. They’re adding exclusive features for the Apple fam, so get ready to decorate your cult like it's a Pinterest board on crack. No cap, the only thing more chaotic than your cult's aesthetic is my social life. And hold onto your sponges, because the *PowerWash Simulator* is here as well! This zen garden of grime is perfect for when you want to wash away the existential crisis of being ⭐️in a tech world that’s basically a cringe meme in itself. 😩🚀 💸 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Remember when we thought washing floors was the worst job? Now look at us! 😂” Pro tip: If washing dirt off your driveway energizes you, you might need to reevaluate your life choices. 🤖💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next month, Apple will drop a *cult simulator/cleaning mash-up* and it'll explode the internet! This is just the beginning, folks! Buckle up, it’s gonna get messy! 💣💥