🚨🍏💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Arcade Kan’t Catch A Break! 🍏🚨 So ya boy Tim Cook just called the Apple Arcade *six* years later like it’s some anniversary party, but let’s be real, it’s more of a funeral for innovation. Six years ago, we had 70 premium games 🙌💎—now? It’s a graveyard with titles that could bore a sloth to sleep. 😴💤 Remember when we were promised “no ads, no in-app purchases”? Flash forward: “Dude, just pay $5.99 for this power-up! Trust us, it’s totally worth it!” 🤡💸 Meanwhile, Netflix is over here trying to throw down with its own mobile games like it’s a frat party, and it’s just *chef's kiss* 🔥. 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just ran out of good ideas and now we’re just trying to see how many pixelated puppies we can put in one game. IDK 🤷‍♂️.” But fr fr, if you want epic game depth these days, you better look elsewhere 'cause Apple is out here playing Tetris with our emotions. 🧩💔 Hot Take: In exactly 2 years, Apple will combine Arcade, Music, and TV into one mega subscription called “Apple Everything,” and the cost will be—no cap—$99.99 a month. Prepare your wallets, stonks are crashing! 📉💥💰 #ThisIsFine Share this with your gaming friends who thought Apple was still cool! 🍏🚀