🚨💥 BREAKING: APPLE ALMOST WENT OPEN-SOURCE! (But then it was like, nahhhh) 💀🍏 So picture this 🤔: Apple sits there looking all smug in their fancy HQ, ready to drop their AI models like they drop iPhones every September 📱✨. Rumor has it they were gonna join the open-source party 🎉, but then someone probably said, "Wait, we can’t let the plebs play with our magic tech!" 🚫✨ But *cue dramatic music* 🎶, the best part? Massive shakeups in their AI team! Reports say numerous brainiacs jumped ship 🚢💨 like it was the Titanic with no lifeboats in sight! Meanwhile, Tim Cook is probably in a meeting saying, “These developers just didn’t vibe with my minimalistic approach to world domination!” 😅👀 Imagine the scene: A developer was heard exclaiming, “This is fine!,” while sipping on overpriced coffee ☕️💸 as their colleagues packed up their desks, muttering “don’t let the open-source gods hear this!” 🤭🔥 #DramaAlert In conclusion, Apple is still playing 4D chess while the rest of silicon valley is stuck on checkers ♟️. Hot take? They're gonna lock down their AI so hard, it’ll belong in a museum as an artifact for future generations to gawk at! 🏛️🤖💰 #Stonks 💥💎 Share this if you’re ready for the *next* tech meltdown! 🙌😂