"Apple AirTags 4-pack for $65 this Black Friday. Save $34, so you can track your ex's location ๐๐๐ฅ #CoupleGoals"
๐จ๐ฐ๐ HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! We just hit peak *saving* season, and itโs a bonanza of tags! ๐ฑ๐ฆ Forget that week-long department store line โ you can now snag a 4-pack of Apple AirTags for UNDER $65! Thatโs a fat $34 off! ๐ธ๐ธ Imagine this: You and your squad lose your keys more than you lose your sanity. ๐คช๐๏ธ๐ Well, worry no more! Appleโs got your back with these little digital homies to track your belongings like a hawk. ๐ฆ ๐ป Take it from our *totally real* insider, โI bought an AirTag to find my social life, but now my cat has more followers than me. ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ But wait, does anyone actually need AirTags? Or is it just Appleโs way of ensuring we all know where our existential crises are at all times? ๐ค๐ญ Or should we all just write our problems on a piece of paper and stick it to our fridge? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ So, swag it, tag it, love it, or leave it โ but for $65, who wouldnโt want a four-pack? (Besides your wallet, of course.) ๐คก๐ **๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: By 2025, AirTags will have upgraded to also track your love life. "Lost your connection? Weโve found a date!โ** Let the FOMO begin! ๐๐
