🚨🚨🍏💀🌌 BREAKING: *Apple AirTag 2: The Sequel We've All Been Waiting For* - Or Maybe Not? 🤡 Listen up fam! 👀 Apparently, Apple’s AirTag is about to get the glow-up of the century. Word on the street (a.k.a. the TwitterVerse) is that the AirTag 2 might be dropping sooner than your ex on a Friday night! 🔥🗑️ #MoreDramaThanATeenDrama Rumor has it, Apple’s cooking up features so wild, they might just have you tracking your *ex's location* as they plan their next cringe move 😂💔. "Hey, let’s just add a built-in pizza tracker while we're at it!" said an anonymous dev with a hefty Starbucks (via my *totally legit* source) ☕️😤. And what’s that? The release date is looming like your unpaid student loans? 😱💰 (Basically: sometime before we all retire, no cap.) But let’s be real—if it doesn’t come with a “find my sanity” feature, is it even worth the stonks? 📉🤷‍♂️ This is about as exciting as watching paint dry, fam! #ThisIsFine 🔮 Hot Take Alert: Apple’s AirTag 3 will just be a piece of cheese with WiFi. Yeah, that's right: 🧀📡 Welcome to the future, folks! Share this chaos!