🚨🎧 STOP SCROLLING! The AirPods Max just got a price drop and it’s the kind of deal even your broke college buddy with a crypto portfolio full of NFTs can't resist! 💀💸 For a limited time, you can snag these ear-cuddling, overpriced tech marshmallows for just $479.99 🤯💥—that’s a sweet $70 off! 🍏🤑 Haters will say it’s just 13% off, but we in the tech game know it's basically a BOGO… which means y’all better hit that 'ADD TO CART' button before these bad boys disappear faster than my motivation to exercise! 💪🙅‍♂️ You know, the AirPods Max are packed with Apple’s patented H1 chip (no, not the one from your last Tinder match 🤖💔) and noise-blocking tech so good you'll scream "This is fine" while drowning out your whiny sibling in the background. 🦾🔇 Just imagine the leaked developer meeting: “How can we make headphones that cost less than a car but still use premium methods to keep people buying them?” 👀💭 Someone probably said “Brand loyalty” and everyone else responded with “based.” 🔥 Here’s my totally unhinged take: If Apple releases a new colorway that glows in the dark, it’s GAME OVER. Prepare for stock market chaos, because AirPods Max will be the new Bitcoin! 🚀💣 #Stonks #ChaoticLuxury