🎧💸🚀 Hold up, fam! We just hit peak #FirstWorldProblems! Apple’s droppin’ the price of the AirPods 4 to just $90, and we’re all screaming “STONKS!” like we just discovered crypto! 📉➡️📈 Now ZDNET is out here acting like the cool kid at the lunch table with their “RECOMMENDS.” Like, we get it, you spent hours testing things – we’re just here trying to figure out which meme to scroll through next. 🤡💀 If you don't like this “testing” business, just chime in with “this is fine” while you watch your wallet weep! 😂💔 **Fake Developer Quote Alert!** 👀💻 “Honestly, if we put a cute emoji on the retail page, they’d buy it without a second thought. It’s like, ‘AirPods? More like Air-Pods of gold!’” – Totally not Brad the intern. But let’s get real, these are AirPods, not oxygen for deep-sea diving. 😤💀 They STILL don’t stay in my ears when I’m doing literally anything other than sitting still! But, cop now before they go back to "normal" price, or sit there seething like Drake pointing at the "Buy Now" button vs. "Skip" like a sad boomer! 🤪💔 **Hot Take:** By next year, AirPods will come with built-in caffeine dispensers to keep you wired while you pretend to work! 😳☕💥 #YouHeardItHereFirst