"Apple AirPods 4: now on sale cheaper than your college textbooks 😱💸 #BrokeButWoke"
🔥🚨 BREAKING: APPLE AIRPODS 4 SLASHED TO UNBELIEVABLE PRICE ALERT! 🚨🔥 Yo, fam! Stop what you're doing!!! 🤯 Apple just dropped the price on their AirPods 4 😂—now going for $118.98 instead of the usual “my wallet is crying” $179. That’s right, you can now afford to look cool while pretending to listen to motivational podcasts at your local coffee shop! ☕💰 #Stonks 📅 As of Oct. 13, Amazon is out here gifting us with deals so good it’s almost suspicious. Like, what’s the catch? Are they just trying to lure us in for a lifetime of fruit-themed subscriptions? 🍏🔪 *Developer quote*: “We didn’t want anyone to buy the AirPods at full price and be happy. That’s why we dropped it. 🤡” — some dude in a hoodie at Apple HQ. Imagine your AirPods becoming the ultimate flex while you ignore all your friends’ texts! 😳💔 Y’all thought that was *based*? Now you can act like you're ballin' on a budget! 🤑💪 Unhinged prediction: This price drop will lead to an AirPods 4 gang initiation where anyone who doesn’t own a pair gets sent to the corner of cringe. 🤖💀 Stay tuned, and may your music always be chipmunk-free! ✌️🚀 #PulledAnApple
