🚨🥱 YAWN ALERT: Apple just hit us with their latest update for iOS 26 and friends, and I'm NOT talking about a new iPhone color that looks like the inside of a dumpster fire. Nope, we're diving back into the world of *drumroll please* Apple Intelligence news summaries! 🎉📱 But hold up! 🛑 Before you get TOO hyped, let's talk about that big, red disclaimer: "Hey, these summaries might be about as accurate as your uncle's conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving." 🍗💀 I mean, remember when they tried to tell us Luigi Mantovani was the ghost of Mario? Like, sorry Apple, but that's giving me "This is fine" vibes all over again. 🔥😂 One "leaked" developer was overheard saying, "We were just trying to protect people from misinformation. But tbh, it’s kind of fun to watch Twitter lose its collective mind over a cartoon plumber." 🥲💔 So, for real, how low can we go? Stonks for news accuracy ≈ 😭. 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: By iOS 30, Apple will just auto-generate TikTok dances for world events instead of summaries. You heard it here first, fam. Get ready to floss through the apocalypse! 🤖🕺💥