🍏💰 *BREAKING*: Apple Plays “Let’s Make a Deal” with Amazon! 🤑🚀 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🎥🍿 because Apple just flipped the script harder than a pancake on a Sunday morning! After dodging a lawsuit 🥷🛡️ like Neo in the Matrix, they want their $540,000 BACK. "Thanks for the memories, but we need those legal fees like a 17-year-old needs a new iPhone!" 😤📱 *Imagine Tim Cook on the phone with Jeff Bezos*: **Tim**: “Hey, bud! Can I get my money?” **Jeff**: “What money? I’ve got stonks to boost!” 📈😂 This is fine. Just a casual flex from two tech giants with the drama of a high school cafeteria. 💔💔 Honestly, who knew lawyers could be SO expensive? 🤷‍♂️ Did they hire the Ghostbusters™ to fend off those courtroom phantoms? 👻👀 In other news, rumors suggest Apple plans to sell “I sued and all I got was this $540k bill” hoodies. Fashion, but make it *lit* 🔥🔥. Hot take: By 2025, Apple will be charging for air— like $5.99 for just a breath of fresh oxygen! No cap, it’s coming! 😱💀💨 Keep your wallets ready, fam. Share if you’re ready to GO BANKRUPT from these tech tycoons! 💸🔪💔 #TechDrama #AppleVsAmazon #BrokeAndStressed