🚨💰BREAKING: APPLE & GOOGLE ARE MARRIED NOW? 💍🍏🤖💀 Hold onto your overpriced iPhones, fam! 🥴 Apple is about to slap down a jaw-dropping *$1 BILLY* to get Google’s shiny new Gemini AI to breathe some life into Siri! 🚀🔊 Sorry, Siri, but you’ve been sounding like a 90's robot trapped in a microwave long enough! 😱 💥 *LEAKED QUOTE FROM A "DEV" OVER AT APPLE:* "We considered asking Siri to just turn herself off, but then we were like, 'Nah, let’s throw money at Google instead.'” 🤡🔥 This isn’t just corporate mush—this is Apple and Google playing chess while we’re all out here playing checkers! ♟️💯 And what could possibly go wrong when your AI messenger becomes an anxiety-riddled Gen Z influencer? *This is fine.* 🙃✌️ Hold up, though—let's not forget the real star of the show: *Siri trying to understand our memes in 2024.* Imagine asking, "Hey Siri, what's the stonks meme?" and she responds with a 6-minute TED Talk on stocks while trying to flirt with your mom! 🤯🤣 In conclusion, this deal will either send Siri soaring to new heights or crash into the sun like your hopes and dreams. 🌕🍎🍕 **PREDICTION: By 2025, Siri will be running a TikTok account and selling merch! No cap, this is gonna be LIT!** 🔥🚀💁‍♂️