
"Appian said πΈπΈπΈ and the market went ππ 30%. CEOs watching like π± #MoneyMoves #NoCap"
ππ° APPIAN LIKE A ROCKET ππ₯ Yo, did yβall hear? Appian just pulled an *absolute* stonks move by skyrocketing 30% because they actually did good things in Q3!! π I can hear the Wall Street wolves howling from here! Like, "How did we miss this gem?" π€π Basically, theyβve built some wizard-level automation software to show you how your minions (sorry, employees) are slaving away on mundane tasks like document processing. *Oh wow, thanks for the Excel tour, fam!* π₯±π»π₯ Who knew watching paint dry could become a software feature? π "We're basically just visualizing why people need coffee breaks," said an *unnamed developer* who also demands snacks before codingπ§π. Meanwhile, your average worker out there is like, βThis is fine,β while crushing spreadsheets on the daily. π€― But hold up, is this just a bubble waiting to pop, or are we witnessing the birth of the next tech overlord? π€π Mark my words: π By the end of 2024, Appian will either be selling out to a mega-corp OR hosting a TED talk on how to automate your lunch breaks! πβ¨ #AutomationNation #MemeInvestments #AppianOrDieTrying
