🚨BREAKING TEA SPILL ALERT!🚨🍵💥 So Apple, the cosmic overlord of the App Store, has been flaunting its “safety checks” like it’s 2012 and we’re all still vibing with *iCloud* backups. BUT guess what? The *Tea* app, a dating advice “gem” (looooool) just got BUSTED having more holes than Swiss cheese 🧀. Like, bro, you could literally slip your crush a DM with 100% chance of getting your data leaked – *yikes!* 😱 💀 Imagine trusting Apple’s security more than your middle-school crush, only to find your private chats on the dark web like some cringe-level TikTok challenge! You know it’s bad when even *this is fine* dog is like, “Nah fam, I’m OUT!” 🐶🔥 According to our *“leaked” developer quotes* (totally legit), “We thought it was just a dating app... turns out it’s a data EXPLOSION 💣!” 🤖 Drake is pointing away from apps that leak your secrets like they’re goth kids at a prom dance. 🚀🍂 So what’s next? My hot take? Apple will try to sell you *“Data Insurance”* for $9.99 a month post-breach – you know, just in case your chats end up on a black market bingo card! 🎉💰 Now share this madness or forever hold your cringe!! 🥴💫