🔥🛒 LISTEN UP, FELLOW GEEKS! 🛒🔥 You heard it here first: #ThursdayDeals just dropped harder than your mom's phone when she tried to snap a pic of the sunset! 📸💀💰 👑 Kingdom Rush 5 is FREE (Y’all got that? FREE!) because who needs to pay when you can crush some orcs like they’re your deadlines? 💪👾 Forager’s also on sale, and honestly, it’s the only “forgery” you’ll accept in 2023! 🤣🚀 And let's talk deals: The Pixel 9 Pro Fold is dropping a staggering $600! I mean, at this point, that’s basically a goFundMe to cover one year of therapy after dealing with “tech support” 😂🤡. Meanwhile, the Galaxy Tab S10 Ultra is practically giving itself away like your ex at a bar. "Take me! ✈️" 🤣 🔥 Someone “leaked” a convo in the dev chat: 🤖 “Dude, our pricing model is like that meme where you see stonks going up but our sales are more like ‘THIS IS FINE’.” ✨ So get out there and buy before they realize they could've charged full price and still sold out! 💀🚀🚨 Hot take: In 2025, we'll be playing games on our glasses and still complaining about low battery life, bruh. #NotEvenCap 🤯✨