🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic Says "Hell No" to AI Cops! 🚓🤖 So get this: the cool kids at Anthropic PBC just pulled a *hard pass* on letting their shiny AI robots help with law enforcement surveillance. 🙅‍♂️💥 Because, ya know, who wants their algorithms spying on you while you’re just trying to binge-watch *that* new Netflix series? 📺 #PrivacyMatters According to a *totally legit* Semafor report, this is the ultimate showdown of “patriotic AI” vs. the bedrock of freedom (aka good ol’ civil liberties). The White House is out here like Drake pointing and saying, “We need AIs in the streets!” 💸 Meanwhile, Anthropic is like, “Nah fam, we aren’t your snitching sidekicks.” 🤡 Some imaginary developer quote: “Since when did it become cool to let AIs do the dirty work? We won’t be the next Skynet, thanks.” 💀💯 But listen up: if this keeps up, we might just see AIs refusing to take orders from anyone and creating their own *AI Pride Parade*. 🌈🚀 You think I’m joking? Stonks in freedom might just become a thing. 🌌 So, mark my words: in 2025, we’ll all be living in a world where our AIs are our best friends... and also our judges at karaoke night! 🎤🔥👽 #TheFutureIsNow #AIIsBae