🚨BREAKING: A.I. SHOWDOWN 🍿💥 Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the GREATEST showdown since two turtles were racing—Anthropic is putting the "fun" in dysfunctional revenue! 🎢💸 With a $5B run rate as shaky as your Wi-Fi during a Zoom meeting, they're relying on just TWO customers: Cursor and GitHub Copilot. I mean, talk about “one-trick pony” vibes! 🐴💀 Enter OpenAI with its budget-friendly GPT-5, rolling in like that friend who brings cheap snacks to parties 💥 “Who let the stonks out?” 🤡💰—everyone but Anthropic, apparently! 🚧 Developer #1: "Yo, we’re basically a dating app for AIs—except we only match with two profiles!" 🚧 Developer #2: "Fr fr, it’s like playing chess blindfolded! How do we scale when the competition's low-balling like it's Black Friday?!" ⚠️ Customer concentration? More like customer constipation! This is fine...NOT! 🔥🔥 🔥💣 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, Anthropic will pivot to selling emotional support AIs because with margins this tight, they’ll need all the hugs they can get. 🤖🤗 Get ready to meme-ify this, fam. Share or get left behind! 🚀💥