🚨BREAKING: Anthropic's Claude is about to get woke AF! 🚨🤖✨ You heard that right, folks! While the world is busy seething over "woke AI" bans from the former orange overlord 🍊👴, these brainiacs at Anthropic are like, “Hold my code!” and decided to make Claude as politically neutral as a dad at a Thanksgiving dinner. 🦃💔 👀 Rumor has it, in the secret dev chat, one tech wizard was like: "So if we just make Claude read Twitter comments for 3 hours, will that achieve 'balance'? 🤔💻” And another dev shot back: "Nah fam, that’ll give it a meltdown. We need a safe space for Claude... like, maybe a cozy server room with no memes?" 💀😱 In a world where biases are just the stonks of today’s tech drama 📈💰, Anthropic is trying to build the Switzerland of chatbots! But let’s be real: if an AI refers to your TikTok dance as “fashionable”, it’s toast. 🎤🔥 🔥✨ Final prediction: In 2025, Claude will be running for president, and we'll be living in a dystopia where AIs debate on Clubhouse while we watch in horror.😱👾 Buckle up, buttercups! 🚀💥 #WokeAI #ChadChatbots