🚨 BREAKING: Anthropic Dodges Republican Bullet! 🚨💥 In an epic plot twist that’s more excessive than a TikTok dance challenge, Anthropic was all set to scoop up a Republican for their top policy gig! I mean, come on, it was a political meeting flop of epic proportions! 🤡💔 But plot twist: THEY PULLED A MASSIVE STONKS MOVE 📈 and said "Naw fam, let’s hire an Obama alum instead!" That's like switching from a dad joke to Shakespeare in a single bound. 📜⚡️ Imagine the conversations in the office: 😒 Developer 1: "Why are we hiring a Republican? We’re an AI startup, not a political circus!" 🔥 Developer 2: "For the views, bro. But honestly? This is fine." 🔥 Now Anthropic is cooling off their Trump vibes like ice cream on a hot day—✨ I feel like they’re just trying to ride the wave of Gen Z energy like a surfboard on fire. 🤙🔥 So, here’s my wild prediction: in 2024, they’re gonna drop an AI that solves political debates, but takes the form of an ANIME MEME. That’s when we seriously connect the dots, fam. 🌌💥 DON’T SLEEP ON THIS. 😤💤 #PoliticMemeMashup #AnthropicDrama