🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Anthropic just pulled a classic “sorry not sorry” move with a class action lawsuit that reads like the plot of a third-rate legal drama! 💼⚖️ So, picture this: Three authors walk into a bar and *BOOM*—they realize their work got turned into a cognitive smoothie by Anthropic's Claude chatbot! 🥤💻 They’re like “fr fr, bro, we didn’t give you permission to remix our lit!” So now they're settling the score, seeing as their books were fed into LLM like they were some mid-tier TikTok trend! 😂💔 And get this: one of the Supreme Court justices just gave Claude a pat on the back saying, “hey, maybe AI's legal drama is finally *stopping the cap*.” 🚀👀 But in reality, this is just a shot across the bow. Companies be like "copy-paste but make it copyright!" 🤡🤖 As some random developer probably said, “If you’re not stealing, are you even trying?” 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking twist of fate, we’ll soon find Anthropic’s Claude dropping a debut mixtape titled “Copyrights? Never Heard of ‘Em!” and it will go #1 on Soundcloud. Mark my words! 💰🎤💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine