🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic is about to unleash the kraken on international hiring! 🌍👀 That’s right, folks! They’re TRIPLING their headcount abroad like it’s Black Friday at an electronics store! 🏬💸 CNBC just dropped the tea ☕️, and it’s piping hot: your fav AI peeps just bagged a whopping $13 BILLION 🚀 from the big dogs at ICONIQ and Fidelity Management (who even are they?!) and now they’re gonna flex harder than your friend who just found out about stonks. 📈💀 But wait, there’s more! After this funding wave, they're valuing themselves at $183 BILLION 💥—like that one high school kid who claims he can dunk but has never actually touched a basketball. 🎓🏀 So imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Developer: “So, we’re hiring... a lot?” 👨‍💼 Boss: “Yes! Internationally!” 👨‍💻 Developer: “Like how many?” 👨‍💼 Boss: “Let’s just say they can start playing professional hide and seek.” 🔥 This is fine, people! The real question is: are these new hires coming armed with productivity or just another day of scrolling TikTok? 🤖💀 Stay tuned! Prediction: In 2024, Anthropic will develop an AI that writes better memes than you. Copium levels will reach critical mass! 🚀🧠✨ #MemeWars