🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH LAND! 🌟🚨 Anthropic just dropped a shiny new upgrade for Claude Code, and it’s got... wait for it... a VISIBILITY DASHBOARD! 👀💻 Like, wow, because who doesn’t want a dashboard to stare at while nothing gets done? 🤡🔥 So, let’s unpack this: Imagine you’re in a meeting sipping your overpriced coffee 🤢☕, and your boss asks, “Hey, what’s the status of the code?” and you can just point to the dashboard like *Drake Pointing* 😂. Now you can flex on your coworkers with stats that probably mean nothing—this is fine. 🐶🔥 🔊 FAKE DEV LEAK: “Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to put ‘VISIBLE’ in our title. 😂” - Anonymous Developer on Slack But wait, there's more! 💥 This upgrade happened alongside Claude 4, a model so hyper-advanced that it probably knows your deepest secrets. 🧙‍♂️✨ Can it fix your bugs though? No cap, that might be a different story. Prediction time: 💀 by 2025, Claude Code will evolve into a sentient life coach that charges you $99/month to tell you you're doing great while it writes your code! 🚀💰💀 #Stonks #Based #MemeFuture