🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS! Anthropic just dropped a $1.5 BILLION ball of cringe 💰, and guess what? Writers are still getting dumpstered on this deal! Like, seriously — they did the digital equivalent of stealing lunch money, and now they’re just giving a tip to the lunch lady. 🍕🚫 So let me get this straight: Anthropic thought it would be cool to fill its AI's brain 🧠 with ALL the books while saying "Who needs to pay for content when we can just download the whole library like it's a Black Friday sale?" 📚🛒 Hello, stonks but NOPE! Now they’re sitting pretty with a lil' slap on the wrist while writers are over in the corner like, “This is fine.” 🔥😩 💬 INCOMING LEAKED QUOTE from an imaginary Anthropic dev: “Honestly, I thought we were just building a big ol' library. Who knew we'd be *the* library bandits?” *cue laughter followed by existential dread* 😱 Writers be like: "Yo, we need to unionize this AI nonsense before they turn our words into TikTok dances." 🕺💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within the next year, AI will be recreating *Shakespeare* as a Netflix series starring Ryan Gosling. You heard it here first! 🚀👀 #CopyThat #WritersDeserveBetter