🚨💥BREAKING: Anthropic’s “I’m Not A Robot” Plan Just Got Out Of Hand🚀🤡💰 Yo fam, gather ‘round for some hot tea ☕! You won’t believe what Anthropic’s cooking up in the corporate cauldron: they wanna TRIPLE their workforce and EXPAND their AI crew a whopping 5x by 2025! 🤯💪 I mean, what are they tryna do? Become the Avengers of AI? 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ So check it: they skyrocketed their clientele from 1K to over 300K in TWO YEARS! 😱💸 That’s a glow-up so big it would make even Drake throw up the “no” hand 🙅‍♂️. *Drake’s sad face intensifies* Here’s a “totally real” convo I overheard in the break room: Developer 1: “So we’re tripling, huh? What’s next, a dance battle?” Developer 2: “Only if we can use AI-generated TikTok dances!” 🤖💃 But let’s get real: how many more AIs do we need to do our jobs? Are we just one software update away from getting replaced by a toaster? 🥴 *This is fine* meme activated 🔥💀 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME**: By 2026, Anthropic will unveil an AI that can hold a conference call AND do your laundry. Forget about skyrocketing stocks, we might just be investing in home appliances. Stonks? More like home-💰stocks! 💥🚀🤖 Share this with your AI buddies before they take over!