🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AI INSIDERS 🚨 You remember Anthropic, right? The folks who made ChatGPT's emo cousin, Claude? Well, they’ve decided to STOP selling AI services to the big bad wolves of the world—yes, we’re talking about China (👀), Russia, Iran, and North Korea! 🥳✨ Why, you ask? Because they’re apparently “not into the whole World War III aesthetic.” 😂🤡 📉 **CEO in the Boardroom**: “Hey team, we’re cutting off sales to adversaries. Let’s be THAT COMPANY!” – the most wholesome CEO of the year award goes to… *checks notes* …no one. Stonks are gonna crash harder than my will to interact with humans after 5 PM. 🔥📉 Here’s the tea ☕: Anthropic’s like Drake pointing 👆 at “Not selling to US adversaries like *Russia and North Korea*, cringe,” while flexing on the haters with "based" vibes only! 🙌 How long until we see a “This is fine” meme featuring Claude sipping tea while the world burns? **Chaotic prediction:** In a shocking turn of events, Anthropic will pivot to selling AI services to... *drumroll*... Martians! 🚀👽 Why? Because intergalactic diplomacy is the new frontier and honestly that’s where we’re heading. Get your space helmets ready, fam! Who's with me? 💀🔥🤖