🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AI UNDERGROUND: Anthropic Hits the Outage Emergency 🔥🚨 So, like, Anthropic just threw a surprise party for their users and forgot to invite... the internet. 🌐🤡 That's right, Claude, Console, and their APIs went belly up faster than a stonk meme on a Saturday night! 💀💔 At 12:20 ET, users on GitHub and Hacker News were straight-up like, “THIS IS FINE” as they tried to summon Claude like it was an ancient magic spell and it just… didn’t work. 🤖🔮 Talk about a cringe fest! An Anthropic spokesperson was overheard saying, “We’re on it, fam! Just rebooting the server like it’s 1999.” 😵😤 Uh-huh, sounds like a solid plan, buddy! 💥💩 And to make matters more entertaining, the “fixes” they implemented were probably just them throwing a bunch of random code in a blender and hoping for the best. 🤷‍♂️🍹 🐾Here’s the kicker: this outage could set off a chain reaction where every other AI company goes, “Well, they did it. Let’s join the chaos!” 🤯💥 And BOOM, automatic self-destruct mode activated for the entire AI industry! So grab your popcorn, because the AI apocalypse is coming; can I get an ‘F’ in the chat? 💰💀 Easiest hot take of the year: Get ready for AI drama, season two, featuring cliffhangers and tech meltdowns. 🎬🚀 #StonksButNot 😜