🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 **Education Software Maker Anthology Goes BUST 💥💸** - and it’s a WHOLE mood! So, lemme get this straight: Anthology throws a wild party by merging with Blackboard 🎉, and now it’s drowning in debt like a kid in a pool without floaties? 🌊💀 They’re vibing with a whopping $1B to $10B in liabilities & assets—like one of those shady crypto projects that promise a yacht 🛥️ but deliver a kayak 🚣 instead. As one *totally real* developer said while sipping their ramen: "We thought we were building a university empire, but now it’s more like a university dumpster fire 🔥💩. Also, why does Blackboard sound like a 90s rap group?" Everyone’s scrolling through TikTok while Anthology's filing for Chapter 11. 🤡 *This is fine* meme vibes only. Can we just agree that if education software was supposed to revolutionize learning, they should’ve spent less time merging and more time STONKS-ing? 📈💰 In conclusion, my spicy hot take? Prepare for a wave of education software apps that are just glorified quizlet flashcards. 📚👽 **Next up: “Anthology & Chill?”** You heard it here first! 🤖✨