🧛‍♂️💀💥 HOLD UP! ANNE RICE? MORE LIKE ANNE HATES THIS! 😂🔥 So check it, fam: there’s a vampire movie out here snatching wigs and throwing garlic on anyone #TeamNotVampire. 🍅🍷 Our girl Anne Rice, the original vampire queen, is SHOOKETH! She low-key said this film makes her cringe harder than your aunt dancing at weddings. 🤡💃 But like, plot twist: THIS movie is a bloody, rock-infused cult classic that’s about to make you question your entire existence. We’re talking humans vs. vampires in a world where you might think “this is fine” but secretly your brain is screaming “STONKS!” 📈📉 💬 *Leaked convo between devs*: Dev 1: "Should we put a vampire in a mosh pit?" Dev 2: "Only if it’s with a death metal band." Dev 1: “Bet. That’s a million-dollar idea.” 💰💀 Like fr fr, if you haven’t watched it yet, are you even a horror fan? 🤔 Just pop some popcorn, put on your spookiest PJs, and prepare to LOL at how absurd it all is. 🔥**PREDICTION TIME**: In 5 years, this movie will be the next “Rocky Horror,” and Anne Rice will be rolling in her grave... but like, in a cool, culty way. 🚀😂 Let’s GO! 📽️🍿