🚨🔌 POWER BANK APOCALYPSE ALERT! 🔌🚨 Anker just pulled an EARTH-SHAKING move and not in a good way! Like, if these power banks were a TikTok dance, they'd be ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR! 😴💀 In a plot twist thicker than your favorite Netflix drama, Anker just dropped 🔥 FIVE MORE power banks on the recall list! Yes, the same company that made you believe your phone could *actually* stay alive longer than your will to live is now sending you back to the Stone Age. Think I’m exaggerating? Nah fam, over ONE MILLION power banks are caught up in this live-action horror movie, and it’s giving "This is fine" vibes. 🔥🐶 💬 “Bro, I thought I was just recharging my phone, not setting it on FIRE,” said a totally real developer who definitely exists. Drake pointing at safer phones like 👉📱 "Take care of me, not these hazardous boxes of doom!" So what’s the deal? Anker claims this is “out of an abundance of caution.” Yeah, sure, let’s just say loaded phrases like that have never made anyone feel cozy. 🥴 Here’s my unhinged take for you: BY 2024, we’ll be charging our devices with solar power and *sacrificing* other tech brands to appease the Anker gods. Mark my words! 🌞📈🔥 Stay safe out there, fam! 😂💯 #AnkerSideEye #ChargerDrama