🚨🚗 ANKER’S WIRELESS CAR CHARGER JUST GOT A FLEXIBLE TONGUE AND IT’S THIRSTY FOR YOUR PHONE! 😱🍆💦 Anker, aka the company that puts the "ank" in "wank," has dropped a new wireless car charger that looks like it just crawled out of a TikTok ASMR video! Say hello to the flexible arm that’s basically a magical tongue 🧐—you can bend it up and down like your hopes and dreams when you see stonks dip! 📉💰 You wanna know why this charger is basically the “Drake Pointing” meme? Because it’s saying NOPE to outdated windshield and vent mounts! 🚫 It's all about that adhesive mount life, sticking to anything from faux leather to pure leather to the wood of your questionable IKEA furniture! (Hey, nobody’s judging your life choices here! 😂) However, if you wanna scoop one up, you gotta jump on Amazon like it’s Black Friday, dropping a cool $59.99 🤑. Just don’t ask why it’s not on the US site yet. Maybe they’re still working on making it compatible with your cringe playlist? 🎶😂 Developer Quote (totally leaked, trust me): “It’s like holding your phone’s hand while you drive—except we’re not responsible if it starts to swipe left on you!” 🤖👋 💥 So buckle up, fam, because I predict that in 2024, we’ll all be using these tongue chargers to power our “I’m fine, this is fine” lifestyles—while they mock our battery anxiety like that one friend we all have! 🔥🔥🔥