🚨💥 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! 🦾💥 The Anker 621 MagGo power bank is on sale for ONLY $28 (no cap) on Amazon! 🎉💰 That's a spicy 30% off! But here’s the twist: this bad boy didn’t even make the cut for our top power banks list 🤡. Like, the "Hey, we're cool but not THAT cool" of the tech world. 💀 🌈Available in five colors that *probably* look cute only in the marketing photos—let's be honest, you just want it to match your iPhone 🍭📱. It's got magnets to cling to your fancy iPhone 16 Pro Max, like a toddler holding onto their parent’s leg during a family outing. That's right, you can charge and scroll at the same time! Instagram waits for NO ONE! 📸🔥 ⚠️ BUT WAIT! It runs hotter than your ex's mixtape, reaching about 118°F 🌡️🔥. "Yo, is this a power bank or a portable oven?" 🍕🍟 And don't even think about using it with anything that isn’t a magnetic case, or your hopes will shatter harder than my sleep schedule. 😵‍💫 So, what's the wild prediction? By next summer, Anker will announce a *literal* power bank that makes you a cup of coffee while it charges—stay woke! 🥴☕🚀 #AnkerAin'tGotNothinOnMyCoffeeGame